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Holy Boobs, Batman: Buying a Corset

I bought my very first corset last weekend. I know, I’m a big girl now!

Getting fitted for one is definitely an experience. This is not an in-and-out kinda shopping trip. If you’re gonna do it, give yourself some time.

The saleslady at Frederick’s of Hollywood was a pro. Fun, polite and professional. She noticed me perusing the racks of corsets (on sale!) and asked if I had ever tried one on.

“Um, no. But I’m thinking about it.”

“Oh you should! They’re fun! Keep in mind that our styles go by your bra size, so if you need help finding one, just let me know.”

I grabbed a couple that I liked in what I thought was my size. The lady, let’s call her Gina, was back in a flash. “I’ll just go start a dressing room for you. Take your time.”

I browsed and picked up a few more things to try on, then headed back towards the dressing rooms. Well-lit. Door that lock. Lots of hooks. Padded bench for sitting. Niiice.

Gina said, “Since this is your first time, I really suggest you let me help you try it on. Are you comfortable with that?”

I nodded and Gina instructed me to “go get ready”…I assumed this meant take off my top and bra, so I did.

The corset was really loose at first, with two sets of laces up the back and a row of small hooks all down the front. I did up the hooks, then Gina really showed off her muscles as she cinched me up. Very tightly. So tightly, in fact, that I was hanging onto some of the garment hooks for balance. Good god, that was tight.

Gina frowns. “What’s wrong?” I ask. “This is way too big, girl. There’s no cleavage at all. I’ll be right back.”

So she brings me back a corset 2 sizes smaller than the one I had picked out (yea!!) and we do the whole thing over again, minus her fingers hooking me up. She pulls. I suck in. She ties. I hold on for dear life. She yanks. I adjust.

The whole time I am thinking, Please let this look sexier than it feels!

I turn around to look in the full-length mirror, and…wow. Holy boobs, Batman. My girls are perfectly showcased in black brocade, looking soft and high and inviting. They’re big to begin with, so the presentation is more than I’d hoped for. And my waist is carved into that hourglass figure I can’t quite achieve on my own. I can’t really breathe, but it looks fabulous. I love it.

Gina smiles and gives me time to admire myself, running my hands over my cleavage and torso. Her next suggestion is surprising but smart- “Now I’m going to leave. Take this off and put it back on again. We want to make sure you can do all the hooks, now that it’s been cinched. Remember to start at the bottom.”

This girl knows what she’s talking about. I ran into trouble once I got to my breasts. I ended up having to lay down on the bench in order to get the thing fastened. But it worked! I even found that after having had it on for so long, it was becoming less and less uncomfortable.

I was thrilled, and thanked Gina profusely. I walked out with my very first corset. And two bras. And some new fishnets. And a babydoll nighty. And some crotchless panties. But that’s another story.

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“Free to Leave” Book Blurb!!

We’re so excited to bring you the synopsis for our first novel, “Free to Leave”. This book is the first in “The Free Girls” series, chronicling the sexual exploits of four best friends.

 

Jana never thought she’d be facing forever alone. But after her marriage dies a long, slow death at the hands of monotony, Jana is pushed into building a new life. Being a single mom and homeowner has its challenges but Jana hopes it’s all worth it. Bolstered by her three amazing best friends, The Girls, Jana discovers there’s much more to life than being vanilla. Vowing to never get trapped in a life laced with boredom again, Jana and The Girls delve into worlds she never knew existed but secretly always hoped she’d experience. With a sense of adventure and humor, Jana answers all the ‘what if’ questions that have been dancing in her head ever since she started reading all those erotica novels. She finds you don’t have to be a 20-something and stumble upon a rich, handsome megalomaniac to find that excitement you’ve always been looking for.
Warning: This erotic romance novel contains adult themes that might set your e-reader on fire, including, but not limited to: BDSM, lesbian encounters, obscenities, group sex and yes, a plot.
Mature audiences only.
Anticipated release: December 2013

Gorilla, Elephant, Whatever. Just Keep Singing!

Bruno Mars has a new release called “Gorilla”. Have you heard this? It’s hot.

It’s true, the imagery is a little different. Gorillas are not normally the first thing that come to mind when I think of raw, primal, screaming sex. But I admit, as long as the man keeps singing, he can fuck me like any animal he wants.

What do you think?

We’re All Abuzz About GiGi, Our Favorite Vibrator!

One of the best things about hot erotica going mainstream is that it’s given us all a common language to talk about sex more openly. So, let’s talk about one of the tools that makes our lives better: vibrators! You know all this reading and writing scorching hot erotica has Rebecca and I hot and bothered. While we’re both happily married, every married lady knows that vibrators can add spice to the action or can get the job done when hubby’s in the dog house… or asleep when you’re up reading one of the books from our upcoming series… beginning with Free to Leave.

We’ve each had a number of vibrators over the years. But, a trip last year to our local Hustler Hollywood seemed like destiny when we were introduced the new love of our lives: Gigi by Lelo.

Photo credit: lelo.com

Photo credit: lelo.com

Over a hundred bucks for a vibrator? Yeah, that’s what we said. But as the very knowledgeable sales lady explained all the life- changing benefits of owning Gigi, the more our minds opened to the possibility of shelling out big bucks for her. And we’re damn glad we did. Can’t imagine life without her now.

Gigi is billed as a G spot vibrator. Neither Rebecca or I have ever been able to get a firm grasp on those mythical type of orgasms. I have to have clitoral stimulation or I’m not coming, plain and simple. While we’ve both played around with the G spot aspects of Gigi (she’s curved to hit the spot inside right on the money), my favorite thing is that she’s also curved in a way that makes it much easier and more comfortable to hold on my clit – especially while hubby is gyrating everything else around. Gigi has a broad flat head at the end with some curving on the edges. This makes hitting the right spot really easy – it has a large surface area to work with so you’re not always trying to maneuver to get it just right. Gigi is always just right. And totally delivers! Gigi is my go-to fun toy and never disappoints.

She’s easy to clean and doesn’t require batteries. Make sure to always keep her charged. She has like 8 different speeds and patterns. But, let’s be honest- we only use the fastest one. Gigi is the official vibrator of Contents-R-Hot and I’m sure of thousands of ladies everywhere. Trust us on this one. You won’t be sorry!

Have a toy recommendation for Jude, Rebecca and our readers? Email us at ContentsRHot@gmail.com or tweet us @ContentsRHot

Writing With Kids

Writing erotica has its challenges. One of those challenges is finding time to write when you have kids in the “under-18” crowd. You almost HAVE to wait until they’re in bed to write some of the juicier scenes. A while back, I giddily exchanged a few tweets with one of our FAVE authors, CD Reiss, on this very topic. (insert girly squeal here- I’m a total fan geek over her!)

@CDReisswriter:  Every try writing erotica when the kids are up and roaming around the house? No? Well, then you’ve never experienced true stress.

@RRaines_Writer: Haha just stalking and saw this. So true!! And my kids can READ. Yikes!

@CDReisswriter: I got my 9YO sneaking up behind me after he’s supposed to be in bed. Kinda hard to let Jonathan lay down his business at that point.

@RRaines_Writer: Right! Mommy, What’s a …..?

@CDReisswriter: Why does he keep touching her cat? And they keep coming but where are they going?

@RRaines_Writer: omg I’m dying! Haha.

But seriously, even if your kids aren’t leaning over your shoulder trying to sneak a peak, it’s just a buzz kill to have their crappy cartoons blaring in the background or to interrupt a hot blow-job scene to referee a sibling argument.

Hey you writers…do you have a solution, other than becoming a night owl??

Our Shiny, Grey, Two Cents

Fifty Shades of Grey fans everywhere are all abuzz over last week’s casting announcement, and we’re no exception.

At our bi-weekly writing meeting last Wednesday, Jude and I had a surprisingly short discussion of the picks.

Charlie Hunnam: He’s hot. He’s young. He’s got a rockin’ bod. He’ll DO JUST FINE, people. Honestly, I can’t believe there’s a petition to change the casting. Ridiculous. I’m honestly glad they didn’t go with someone more well-known, because I think it would take some of the mystique out of the character. Maybe I personally have an easier time imagining Charlie as Christian because I haven’t seen any of his other work. Here’s one of my favorite pics that I’ve found:

The Man Can Work A Suit

Or this one:

He also looks good OUT of a suit.

He also looks good OUT of a suit.

And Dakota Johnson as Anastasia? Same deal. Color her hair a little darker, and it will be fine. Again, glad they’re not going with some of the more popular fan picks.

No matter who was cast, there were going to be pissed-off fans. So who cares? The only thing we care about is the forward momentum. Casting the two leads puts us that much closer to filming, which puts us that much closer to watching.

And you like to watch, don’t you?

 

You’re Hot. We’re Hot. Our Contents R Hot!!

Welcome to our blog! We’re really happy and excited that you found us. “We” are Jude and Rebecca, best friends since college, and now writing partners…you can read more about us here. Please bear with us as we build our site. Photos and a blog roll are just a couple of the things we have in store over the next week or so!

 “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.

So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” —Mark Twain

 This quote certainly speaks to how our writing adventure began. We had been talking about writing for at least a year, but almost joking. We share a passion for erotic fiction, and would often discuss books we had read. Often our response was, “We could do that!” This eventually turned into, “We SHOULD to that!”, and finally, “LET’S DO THAT!”

So we began tossing ideas back and forth. One thing we decided immediately was that we wanted our first books to have strong female characters that shared the same kind of amazing friendship that we do with each other and other strong women in our lives. That’s how Jana, Rylie, Maura and Vanessa were born, the main characters in The Girls series.

Explore– Wow. We have explored more about our own personal fantasies for book fodder, as well as exploring the technical side of writing, editing and publishing. We have learned so much!

 Dream– This whole journey started with a shared dream. Without dreaming big, neither of us would have ever written a sentence, let alone be well on our way to completing a 4-book series! One step in our journey will be realized when Free to Leave is published, scheduled for December 2013.

Discover– We’ve known each other for years, but you really learn so much more about another person when you enter into a creative and business relationship with them. We’ve discovered new ways of relating to each other- and that’s a good thing!

Again, thanks for stopping by.  You can expect future posts from us to include bits and pieces of all things erotic and sexy… excerpts from our books (of course), product reviews, sexy photos, and general writing updates from us both. Hope to see you back soon!

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